When a newspaper goes out wearing the wrong banners, its messages can become unwittingly suggestive!

• Queen Mary having bottom scraped.
• Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
• Henshaw offers rare opportunity to goose hunters.
• Connie tied, Nude policeman testifies.
• Women's movements called more Broad-Based.
• Antique stripper to display wares at store.
• Stud tires out!
• Prostitutes appeal to Pope.
• City may impose mandatory time for Prostitution.
• Split rears in Farmer Movement.

From Anguished English...