Thursday, February 18, 2010

It's almost the weekend - laugh a little!

  • They were singing without accompaniment. You know - Acapulco.
  • I saw all those old testament houses.
  • The first thing they do when a baby is born is to cut its biblical cord.
  • His acting ran the gauntlet from A to Z.
  • My daughter has a congenial hip disease.
  • The referee penalized the team for unnecessary roughage.
  • The Archbishop is interested in the economical movement.
  • I suffer from a deviant septum.
  • You're in for a shrewd awakening.
  • The police surrounded the building on three sides and threw an accordion around the block.

-Anguished English by Richard Lederer

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