Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Needing a good laugh? Happy Tuesday!

  • I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen
  • Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. - Josh Billings
  • Wagners music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain
  • Thank God I'm still an Atheist. - Salvador Dali
  • We must believe in free will. We have no choice. -Isaac Bashevis Singer
  • Of course I can keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't keep them. - Anthony Haden Guest
  • All generalizations are bad. - R.H. Grenier
  • Always be sincere, even when you have to fake it. -Irene Peter
  • After the eighties, the nineties will make the fifties look like the sixties. - Dennis Hopper
  • I distinctly remember forgetting that. - Clara Barton

-Anguished English by Richard Lederer

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